Portlandia's Fred and Carrie on Coffee Shop Etiquette

Think about the way you would approach a car mechanic. You’re a little intimidated, and the mechanic definitely knows more than you do. Don’t ask too many questions, like, ‘Oh, Is this good?’ or like, ‘Isn’t there a way you can add this to it?’ Don’t do any of that.

How can you not love these two together?