What has a third of a pound of ground beef, a hot dog, and a handful of Lay's potato chips?
If you guessed the new Most American Thickburger from Hardee's (aka Carl's Jr.), you're correct! And now that you can't un-know that, you can go back to avoiding burgers from places whose name sounds an awful lot like slang for "heart attack."
(For example, "I keep eating fast food, even though I've had three Hardees since last May!")